Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…
If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that a whole TEAM of people designed this cash machine to be 15 inches off the ground and no one along the way thought ‘maybe this has a design flaw’
Yes. Here in the UK people call them cash machines, I know that’s an odd concept to get your head around but I think together we can do it
With the MEP election coming up, Jack Buckby released a video detailing why he wants to represent Britain in the European parliament. It was pretty long winded, so this is a condensed version that better shows what Buckby is all about.
Why are people so concerned about preserving native british people we are all cunts
I hate going to the doctors I hate being at the doctors I hate doctors
10 word story (via white—elephants)